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#10th Cop-A-Feel Technique in Pro-Wrestling (currently forbidden)

(Top 9 List here) … The last one requires advanced talent to pull off and a tag team partner. Or you can pull out the Gay Male Privilege card and your opponent will be very understanding why he just got violated. It’s called the “Doubly Blatant Sexual Harassment Pinning Action” where you slowly land your head on your defeated opponent’s crotch while your partner jumps from the top rope and pretty much teabags him. Unfortunately, this technique is now illegal, just like the Lambada. (model: Havok from The Solution)